Urban Dictionary Meme

14 08 2009

Ok you can clearly see that I have an assignment to do, and hence you all get another meme blog that I ripped off a friend’s Facebook.

Rules: Go to http://www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following ten questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1. What is your name?
Michael

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste…in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend…mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend…mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment…mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl…mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he’s perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.
Michael a very cool person.

2. How old are you?
22

1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) Don’t tote no 22’s
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22’s
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22

(All examples from Rick Ross’ Hustlin)

3. What is one of your friends’ names?
Brian

1. A guy who’s heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn’t exist when she’s not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable “lean on me” kinda friend
1. “God, he’s really in denial about that girl—he’s acting like a Brian.”
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. “You’ve been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me.”

4. What should you be doing?
Assignment

A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do
Fuck it, it’s just another assignment.

Although I preferred the third definition:

Something that is relatively important, but you will still leave it till the last minute and complete it the night before it’s due in, armed with dangerous amounts of caffeine and sweets, in a major panic. However, you will still feel cheated if you don’t get an awesome grade, although you may pretend to be fine with it.

They usually have word limits, which are a total bitch to adhere to – if it isn’t too short it’ll be miles too long.

They will produce much bitching and complaining and procrastinating (bubbleshooter.net is a particularly good tool for this).

The one positive thing about them perhaps, is the sheer feeling of relief that occurs when the last word is typed and all word counts are adhered to. Who cares if it makes sense or answers the question?! It’s finished. The only feeling quite like it is that wonderful feeling that occurs when you finally go to the toilet after being desperate for ages.

1. “OH SHIT! MY 2000 WORD ESSAY IS IN TOMORROW AND I HAVEN’T EVEN LOOKED AT IT YET! OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT WHERE IS THE COFFEE PEOPLE?!”

2. “This assignment is a total bitch! I mean seriously, what the hell?! It’s not even useful!”

3. “I deserved a better grade than THAT!!!”

4. I am procrastinating right now, as I have a 1500 word assignment due in in about 10 hours, and I’ve only written 250 words. I have a massive mug of coffee at the ready!

5. What is your favourite colour?
Blue

The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
The sky is blue

6. Where were you born?
Joburg

Biggest city in South Africa. The economic hub and boasts the highest GDP per capita in South Africa. Friendly people and great shopping. It is NOT the capital of South Africa, Pretoria has that honour, but is the capital of the Gauteng province. It doesn’t have the worlds highest crime rate, even Cape Town has a higher murder rate.
PS, Sandton is part of Johannesburg.
For brilliant nightlife, Joburg rocks!

7. What month were you born in?
April

the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

8. What day were you born on?
Monday

a word that can be used to describe a black person without insulting them with them knowing.
This word is relativley close to n****r.
I fucking hate monday

Harsh I know. Hey I didn’t write that definition!

9. Who was the last person you talked to?
Mother

Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: “Ewww, What’s that”
You: “Your MOTHER!!”

Annoyance: “Miss,What are we doing 2day”
You: “Your MOTHER!!”

Annoyance: “This work is so easy, Miss”
You: “Just like…your MOTHER!!”

Annoyance: “Peanut”
You: “Your MOTHER!!”

10. What is one of your nicknames?
Mike

To do something incredibly stupid. To be retarded and look like an idiot at something.
He mike’d it up again. DOH!

Third definition is also good

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say, he’s Mike.

Also, Mikey

sweet and swoll, often essential to people’s lives; often likable and personable
me: Wow, that kid has a lot of great qualities.
you: Oh, you mean like a mikey?

Well that’s that. Back to work I guess. Wish me luck.

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A – Z

5 05 2009

A – Available?
Nope.

B – Best friend
Brian

C – Cake or Pie?
Cake. Chocolate cake.

D – Drink of choice:
Hmmm … Mountain dew. Or hot chocolate if it’s cold.

E – Essential thing used everyday
Cellphone. For everything.

F – Favourite color:
Deep blue.

G – Gummi bears or worms:
Worms I suppose?

H – Hometown:
Johannesburg.

I – Indulgence:
Sleeping.

J – January or February:
January (what a lame question).

K – Kids and names:
Ugh. Who wants kids?

L – Life:
Is hard. Friends help though.

M – Marriage date:
“Don’t even think about getting married until you’re 30.” (so 8 years minimum).

N – Number of siblings:
Two older brothers.

O – Oranges or apples:
Oranges

P – Phobias:
Parktown prawns. *Shudder* those things freak me out.

Q – Quote:
“If the dawn means the day is upon us, I say forever I will hide in the shadows. And if maturity means I am condemned to the cold, I will forever burn bright in childishness. If they tell me to settle for one who is less than ideal, I will always, always be alone. And if the tide brings in a trend of apathy, I will drown in my passion before it is taken away. And finally, if being warm, happy, content, and well-adjusted means selling myself to become what they say I should be, I will scream in the pain and agony of my abnormality for all eternity.” – Andrew Schwab

R – Reason to smile:
It’s raining right now. And my awesome friends.

S – Season:
Spring is good. And summer.

T – Tag three people:
Brian
Kelly
Shaun

U – Unknown fact about me:
Well if I told you it wouldn’t be unknown anymore, now would it? Haha just kidding. Um … I don’t have much faith in myself.

V – Vegetable you do not like:
Cauliflower. My absolute worst.

W – Worst habit:
Biting my nails.

X – X-rays you have had:
Jaw, right leg (multiple times). Think that’s it.

Y – Your favorite food:
Pizza. Cliched I know.

Z – Zodiac:
Aries (Anybody believe in this stuff?)





Creep Time

17 02 2009

Ok, here’s how this works:

  1. Put your music player on shuffle.
  2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
  3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
  • IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?
    I Know What You Buried Last Summer
  • WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
    Derb
  • WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
    Pinball Map
  • WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?
    Take Off 2 Paradise
  • WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
    Dance, Dance Christa Päffgen
  • WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    It’s Electric
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Cherub Rock
  • WHAT IS 2+2?
    Mark My Words
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND(S)?
    Intro
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU FANCY?
    Guerrilla Carnival
  • WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    Do It
  • WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
    Novella
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU FANCY?
    Stop
  • WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    Monkey Wrench
  • WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Follow The Wolves
  • WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Bittersweet
  • WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
    Ghosts of Past Failures
  • WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    No Way Out
  • WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    The Frequency
  • WHAT’S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
    Initiation
  • HOW WILL YOU DIE?
    This Fire Burns
  • WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
    Scrubs
  • WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
    Free Me
  • WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
    Wet The System
  • WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
    Next Year
  • WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
    You Think You’re Nickel Slick (But I Got Your Penny Change)
  • DOES ANYONE FANCY YOU?
    Morning Star, Durbanville
  • IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
    I Love You Honey Bit I Hate Your Friends
  • WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
    A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White
  • WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    Creep Time

Hmmm, some funny answers there. Anybody feel like doing this, go ahead, but please link back here? Thanks.

P.S. I ripped this off from someone’s  Facebook note 🙂